This thing's actually based on a Toyota Tacoma, uses manhole covers for hubcaps, and weighs two tons. At 12 feet high, it barely clears low bridges. Yet none of that matters, because the whole top half actually moves like a tank turret, operated by a motor taken from an electric wheelchair. Once aimed towards the crowd, it uses a large plunger that's pneumatically operated to shove the pizza out.
Your childhood? Yeah. It's complete.
Aaron Miller is the Rides editor for Supercompressor. He's trying to cut back on his pizza intake, and this isn't helping.