The Zombie-Proof Moped
Plenty of vehicles are equipped specifically to give you an edge over rough weather conditions or otherwise intimidating terrain, but until now, there have been woefully few options suited to handle the one crisis everyone fears most: a zombie apocalypse. Behold, the Survival Bike, a nasty-looking moped equipped with all the tools (and weapons) you'll need to power through any number of doomsday scenarios.
From the moped-crazed team at Motoped in Santa Cruz, California, this bug out-ready "Black Ops" edition is your standard, souped-up mountain bike with a stock 50cc engine that'll get you going up to 30 mph while you take advantage of its stockpile of add-ons.
Depending on your level of paranoia, it's available with over a dozen different "accessories" mounted to the frame, including a compound crossbow, additional gas tank, tactical shovel, tomahawk, harpoon, blade saw, mini flashlight, multitools, knives, and for the full warlord look, even a freakin' .50 caliber machine gun.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He still thinks the coolest bike add-on is a playing card clipped to whirr through the spokes.