This Is Why You Never Valet Park Your Supercar

Valet parking is always a risky proposition, even if you drive an "ordinary" vehicle. When your car is worth north of half a million bucks, is made almost entirely of carbon fiber, and is as wide and hard to get used to driving as a Lamborghini Aventador, you should never, ever, under any circumstances, hand your keys to the valet.

That said, this guy seemed to have most of the complicated bits in the bag... but there's no excuse for what he did next.

Aaron Miller is the Rides editor for Supercompressor. The last time he handed his keys to a valet was in 2001. He remembers it vividly, with horror.