Shut. Down. Everything. A video of a baby seal learning how to surf has surfaced (lololol) on YouTube and it's the greatest thing you'll watch all day.
One of the (non-seal) surfers in the video says: "Me and my friend Andrew Flounders were out enjoying some summer waves when this little guy came along and scared the hell out of Andy because we didn’t know what it was! It nudged his foot from underneath."