1. Matthew 14:8, Give me here John Baptist's head in a Charger.
Sometimes, you've gotta just step back and admire the sense of drama these old-time kings and queens had. When Salome asked Herod for John the Baptist's head, she asked for it to be brought in a Dodge Charger, thousands of years before a bunch of baddies in a Charger went gunning for Steve McQueen's head.
Aaron Miller is the Rides editor for Supercompressor. He believes there's no worse vengeance than an angry car god, so he's pretty handy with a polisher.