8. Exodus 19:13, Only when the Ram's horn sounds a long blast may they approach the mountain.
The sound of a vehicle's horn has long been equated with it's quality. This is why a Rolls Royce's horn sounds so much better than a Chrysler LeBaron's. It's a pretty solid endorsement, then, that God told people they can't go up a mountain until they hear a Ram Truck's horn. Still, it would've been better had He let them ride up the mountain in the bed rather than just honking at them while they hike.