18. Why settle for Sbarro (or airplane food in general) when you can order your favorite local pizza en route, and have it waiting at the airport when you land?
17. "Dude, I'll give you C.J. Spiller and Kenny Britt for Jamal Charles. What? No man, that's totally fair!" Yep, you've got an entire flight to talk trades and debate start-sit decisions.
16. You can Tinder chicks on the plane. That's how Tinder works, right? You just Tinder chicks, all flight long.
15. You have friends coming to visit next weekend, but (oh no!) your guest room bed is embarrassingly short of comfortable throw pillows. If only there was a way to call your GF to remind her to stop by the Jean Claude Penny. Now there is!
14. If you've said it once, you've said it a thousand times: there just aren't enough altercations on airplanes these days. Get ready for Pacquiao vs Mayweather on every other flight. And you'll have a nice ringside/ aisle seat.