Max Brenner

Like Willy Wonka's factory compressed into a Bennigan's, the bald chocolatier's first Philly location opens today, offering a diabetic's delight of cocoa-based sweets (truffles, fondue, lava cakes, s'mores sundaes...), plus a small breakfast menu and a sprawling selection of savory brunch/lunch/dinner grub (smoky rubbed wings, spicy tuna sandwich, Baja-style catfish taco, blackened skirt steak & mushroom quesadilla, a Brenner burger). Meanwhile, the full bar slings cocktails made from the brown stuff, like the Classic Truffle Martini and the Chocococo, a shamefully smooth way to get blottototo.