A piece of Puerto Rico in Columbia City

When people think of Puerto Rico, they usually think of raucous impromptu parades or New York Undercover's Michael DeLorenzo, which's sad, cuz that dude's like 50, and Italian. Giving you a taste of real Puerto Rico, El Pilon.

EP's an authentic sofrito-heavy grubbery by a woman everyone calls "Mamma", who's decked the tiny family-run joint w/ Caribbean/African art (the owner just likes it) & two rows of banquets covered in old-school vinyl that's shiny and red, instead of faded and (James) brown. The menu starts w/ Mofongo (fried mashed plantains) served in a wooden vessel w/ either Carne Frita, Pollo Frito, or Caldo de Pollo (chicken broth); mains include Bistek Encebollado (steak w/ sauteed onions), Chuletas Fritas (grilled pork chops), Bacalao (cod fish), and fricassee'd chicken, all of which come with rice & either beans or "No-Eyed Peas", fronted by the ever-pessimistic Will.I.Can't. They've also got apps ranging from fired plantain cups filled w/ sofrito sauteed shrimp, to Bacalaitos (cod fritters), to meat or cheese filled Empanadillas and Turnovers, which usually follow dinner/Hasselback victory predictions.

EP also offers daily lunch specials and, because they're not yet permitted to serve alcohol, a bunch of fruits (mango, guanabana, tamarindo, guava) turned into Rican-style Juice, with that Italian fraud Michael DeLorenzo super eager to read for the role of Bishop.