Busy at work? Not busy at all at work? Either way, say "screw it" with these 2-for-1 Drunkards Lunch specials: weekday twofers of varying classiness, in joints geographically dispersed across the Island.
11am-7pm; 30 Water St, between Broad and Coenties Slip; 212.425.1000
This tri-level meat manse is offering twofer wines, bottles (Lagunitas IPA, Allagash White...), and draughts, e.g., Blue Point Toasted Lager, Magic Hat's Circus Boy White, and Captain Lawrence Pale Ale, which, like everyone in your office, hails from Westchester.
Noon-3pm at 30 W 26th St, between 6th Ave and Broadway; 212.255.4544
The brisket honkeytonk's going doubles with PBRs every weekday from noon until three, and all day every Tuesday's pouring 2-for-1 cocktails like the 8-Layer Dip (Tito's, Cuervo, Bloody mix), The Rolling Thunder (Sailor Jerry's, IBC Rootbeer), and a ballsy Tequila-wine-habanero concoction called the Mayor of Lockhart -- who will proudly present you with the key to the bathroom.