Sundays: Halligan Bar
2274 N Lincoln Ave, at W Belden; Lincoln Park; 773.472.7940
This laid back, firemen-owned spot's serving up $2 domestic bottles, $4 bloodys, and $6 vodka lemonade pitchers (you'll be drunk in country time).
Mondays: Cobra Lounge
235 N Ashland Ave, at W Walnut; West Town; 312.226.6300
The rock 'n' roll mecca's got $2 Lone Stars, Jim Beam shots, and vodka drinks from Level, which will keep your head anything but.
Tuesdays: Finn McCool's (Closed)
15 W Division St, between N Dearborn and N State; Near North Side; 312.337.4349
This dark-wooded pub's slinging $10 domestic table tappers, which hold seven beers and vaguely resemble thermometers, breaking the trend of everything looking hotter the more you drink.
1206 N State Pkwy, at E Division; Near North Side; 312.475.9450
$1 High Lifes/Natty Lights, $2 wells, $3 SoCo & lime shots, plus a chance at an extra $20 when you hold the lime and win a bet for choking down SoCo solo.