Sure, sure, Easter's festive, but between all those goddamn bunnies and all those goddamn relatives creating more goddamn relatives like a bunch of goddamn bunnies, sometimes you just wanna straight 187 somebody. Instead, 100WaysToKillAPeep.
From the dark heart of the Midwest, this blog documents hysterically creative photographs depicting brutal slayings of the unnaturally colored marshmallow chicks that never fail to bloat Easter stomachs with sugary loathing. Gruesome, fluffy demises are highlighted by "Electrocution" (Peep hooked up to 9Volt w/ paper clips), "Cannibalism" (purple Peep devouring a green's head), "Acid" (sweet Peep decomposition), and "G.I. Joe": a commando impaling a Peep with a knife as a lynch mob of Joe and Star Wars action figures look on -- including Obi Wan, who's totally thrown in the towel on turning Peeps away from the Dark Side. Since being such a black hole of hatred can make a Peep's life unbearable, there's also a slew of suicides, including "Suffocation" (by plastic bag), "Hanging" (topsider shoelace), "Samurai Seppuku", and "Overdose", featuring a Peep keeled over before a pile of crushed Smarties ("I learned it from watching you, Dad!")
Peep's still a few Peepicides short of 100, so user submissions are encouraged -- until there are so many, you'll just wanna straight 187 peeps who kill Peeps.