101st Annual Next Year Day Party

Bathe in eternal Cubs hope with cheap hooch (free midnight champagne toast, $3.50 Lite drafts, $5 bombs/Stoli cocktails), sweet giveaways (all-inclusive Opening Day rooftop party, Mother Hubbard's gift certificates to the 50 best-dressed fans, etc), musical acts (Rick Telander-backed Del Crustaceans, blues legend Lonnie Brooks), and special appearances including Richard Roeper -- a notorious Sox fan who's likely to get himself Sis-killed.