It's easy to be suspicious of babies, what with their inability to speak or control their bowels or not look exactly like Bonk from Turbo-Grafx 16. Finally justifying that suspicion, Babies With Laser Eyes.
Just started by a St. Louis graphic artist/comedian who saw a picture of a particularly happy baby staring at a milk carton and thought "if he were any happier, laser beams would shoot out of his eyes", BWLE is a blog of photoshopped youngsters that make that scenario a frightening reality, like Shear Genius, but not that frightening. Among the laserfied infant action: an Einsteinian young'un with a burgeoning silvery fro, a multicolored laserfest emanating from all of Jon & Kate's eight rugrats, and a black and white photo of a baby taking down the Hindenburg (Oh, the cute-manity!). The animal kingdom is also represented, with a hatchling turtle lasering its way out of its egg, a trio of tiny hedgehogs labeled "the itty bitty laser committee", and Kermit the Frog in an apparent laser-eye duel with Jim Henson, neither of whom are really babies per se, but don't tell them that ... they have laser eyes!
For those trying to get into the laser baby game, there's a tutorial on site explaining how to whip up your own, or just email them the photo, convenient, what with your suspicious inability to follow even basic rules.