Beacher's Madhouse

This free-flowing, over-the-top, costumed nightclub-meets-circus extravaganza is making its first touchdown in the Chicago area this weekend complete with everything from scantily clad dancers and models to ubiquitous tiny folk like Smurfs and Oompa Loompa's, who'll get pissed if they catch you drinking out of the chocolate river/being fat and German.