Fresh for '09, this month's Thrillist Network Greatest Hits'll fill your cranium with so much knowledge, you could destroy any fifth grader who crossed you, but not Jeff Foxworthy, because that man is a beautiful genius.
Emailed to Los Angeles: Campus Girls USA
This noble LA photog strips 90 college girls down to their bikinis to raise breast cancer awareness, then takes pictures of them to make you a calendar. The site's got stalker-ific features like audition tapes and videos of Bahamian photo shoots; there's also an application for next year's shoot, in case you're moved enough by the cause to undergo a sex change/finally find out what the big deal is with college.
Get your bikini awareness on
Emailed to San Francisco: VeeJay.tv
Made in SF by a couple of grammatically challenged "music fans that also spend a lot of time on the interwebs", VJ funnels MTV/Yahoo/YouTube content into a Pinfield-simple engine for creating limitless sets of music vids.
Spin it all here
Emailed to New York: Thank You for the Cockblock
From the NY-based charmers behind the "You Are a Douche" cards, these just-off-the-presses, professionally crafted business tools (crisp white face, glossy black backside) help you graciously thank all manner of tormentors, from the most competitive male suitor to the most casually dismissive girlfriend.
Rock out with your card out
Emailed to Miami: Durkl
From some sweet guys who use French electro-vixen Yelle as a model, sing the praises of Sunny D on their website, and still find time to ridicule Canada, Durkl's latest drop takes already hip cool-weather wear and further trips it out with colors evocative of jimmies off an ice cream cone.
Get colorfully clothed here
Emailed to Las Vegas: CentSports.com
Started by a group variously affiliated with Texas A&M, Cent puts advertising dollars into user accounts, thereby circumventing the UIGEA's motherly ban on accepting players' cash money, and allowing you to place all manner of bets (parlay, over/under, whatever) on most major college and pro sports.
Bet it all on Troy Polamalu's curly locks this Sunday
