Bigs Bacon Sunflower Seeds

Sprinkled with the ever-useful Bacon Salt (co-founded by a Chi native), this new advancement in snacking combines the joys of spitting shells at people with the unmistakable taste of bacon, and comes in other intriguing new flavors like Vlasic Dill Pickle and Frank's Red Hot Sauce, aka The Only Things Ever In Your Fridge-flavored sunflower seeds.