To get what you want, it's best to take matters into your own hands, unless of course you've been eating Cheetos, and don't want something orange. Grabbing their dream of hand-made throwback threads with their own two mitts, Brooklyn Tailors.
From a BK-based fashion vet hubby & wife team who wanted to pay homage to the detail-oriented work and hands-on approach customary in sartorial days gone by, BT's a bespoke clothing concern that began as a small operation run from the couple's apartment, but's now grown into ... a slightly larger operation run out of their apartment! So enamored was the crew at Penelope's they commissioned a boatload of slim-cut, 100% cotton button downs -- each lovingly crafted with a softly rounded hem and mother of pearl buttons -- composed of classic fabrics from blue & black gingham, to pinpoint oxford, to a simple navy grid, though the battleship in this scenario will clearly be you. They've also ordered up some ready-to-wear suitage, including a black-or-grey, two-button, 100% Worsted wool job sporting medium-width notch lapels (reinforced with horsehair canvas) and buffalo horn buttons, which have largely fallen silent since losing four straight Button Super Bowls.
If you're looking for more personal attention, BK'll fill custom orders remotely -- just request the best fit from their size chart and they'll send you a sample, then alter it upon its return according to your directions, which will constantly be "let out" thanks to all those Cheetos.