ChiTown Custom Cornhole Game Boards

With age, leisure becomes more refined: TVs become entertainment centers, booze becomes better booze, and mailbox baseball becomes golf, and you better not forget to bring the better booze. Refine your outdoorsy leisure with ChiTown Custom Cornhole Game Boards.

Started by an Army vet/Roosevelt grad, CCCGB deals in high-end cornhole sets whose style and construction befit a more mature and sophisticated wasting of an entire day. Guaranteed for life, the boards are crafted using non-bowing Grade A pine, assembled/sanded/primed/sealed by hand, and come tricked out with two cutout booze holders per side and, optionally, an abacus-styled scorekeeper, probably a good idea if you're going to use those booze holders. For additional scratch, CCCGB will tap a professional artist to hand-paint your board with whatever you fancy; past standouts include the sprawling greens of Augusta National, the sprawled out fans of The Friendly Confines, Ferrari and Porsche logos, and homages to The Dead, The Dropkick Murphys, and KISS -- nothing captures the heavy-macho of "Love Gun" like tossing a limp sac into a gaping hole.

CCCGB's website also hosts four in-depth videos showing how to construct your own cornhole set from scratch -- though the day leisure becomes carpentry work is the day better booze becomes no fingers.