With weddings and summer travel eating up your weekends, a man must become super-cunning to maintain the hunt for strange tail. Fixing you up on your schedule, no questions asked: Crazy Blind Date
Like Open Table for random liaisons, CBD's a free dating site that does away with deceitful personal pages, rounds of unrequited SuperPoke, and side-faced photos that suggest a traumatic acid incident that led to villainy and a fixation on a coin. Just pick your timeframe (tonight, tomorrow, "some other time(s)") and preferred excursion (solo date, double date, or the pathetically flexible "either"). Then, select where you'd like the magic to happen, either by 'hood (River North, Wicker Park, Lakeview, Pilsen, etc) or train line -- right now, only the Blue Line's available, so prepare to feign liking children over beers at the O'Hare Chili's
CBD does require a profile, but nobody sees it until after they've gone out with you, and you can leave it almost entirely blank -- so there's no info out there that could spoil your next summer trip, "into hiding".
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