Whether they were in fact invented by an Elizabethan-era blacksmith or the ancient Persians (thanks, Wikipedia), everyone can agree that the wrong belt buckle has the singular ability to make you look like a raging ass. For pants-holders that stand out with class, try Decay belt buckles. Created by a Futurgarb co-owner, this hand-crafted line's got 40 buckle designs, all inspired by "music, rhythm, and general directions" (Go West, Young Jeezy). The black matte or brushed-steel stylings run the gamut from Audubon-style renderings of birds, bees, and fish, to ominous depictions of skulls, dragons, and a ferocious griffin, the eagle/lion that kicked off the magical animal fusion trend that ended with the Liger. Decay's also doing up more abstract offerings like b&w scribblings, Picasso-esque animal interpretations, and what appears to be a turf-stained Dallas Cowboys star -- given the placement on your body, a much-needed suggestion of "sack". Whichever you choose, it can be paired with three strap styles in four colors, for a look that'll perfectly accentuate your own raging ass.