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The F**king Card Collection

Graced with chirpily abstract designs, these cards insert an unexpected F-bomb into a range of standard greetings ("happy f***ing birthday", "happy f***ing holidays", "congratuf***inglations", etc). In case your recipient bursts into tears, they also offer "Suck It Up Crybaby", though the crybaby will be you after having to buy someone two f***ing greeting cards.