Due to cost and distance restraints, certain dream destinations will always remain prohibitive, crushing for anyone who wants to go to space, or Narnia. Thanks to the Great Jamaica Fall Sale, though, Jamaica's a dream destination you can handle.
Book a ticket on Air Jamaica for travel between September 6 and December 10, 2009, and you can grab a one-way ticket out of Chicago for just $109* -- about the cost of a substandard night out that didn't even end with an entertaining rejection. Along the way, you'll get free flicks, a selection of the island's best music, and $4 Jamaican beer -- prompting the spontaneous blurting of your personal catchphrase, "Hooray, $4!". Once arrived in Montego Bay, your possibilities are endless: beyond the beach, there's live reggae, local nightlife, river-rafting through Jamaica's lush terrain, horseback riding, and camping out by waterfalls so gorgeously remote, no one will hear your heartbreaking Last of the Mohicans routine.
To take advantage of the Fall Sale, you must book by July 7th. Otherwise, instead of the Caribbean, the only sea you'll be crossing will be the Caspian.
Grab all the information you can handle at airjamaica.com
*Fares are one-way, per person and based on round-trip travel in economy class. Change fees, black-out dates and other restrictions may apply. Seats are limited. Government taxes and fees of up to $90.00 and a September 11th security fee of $2.50 per person per U.S. enplanement are additional and due with final payment. Tickets are non-refundable.