I'mma Let You Finish
Your parents always tried to tell you to be courteous in public, but they never got to finish that thought because Kanye West is a d*ck. Well now he's interrupting the entire cultural spectrum, at I'mma Let You Finish.
Kanye, on transcendent World War II flag-planting moments: "Yo Marines, I'm gonna let you finish, but the Soviet flag on the Berlin Reichstag was one of the most heroic pictures of all time!"
On musically inclined domestic felines: "Yo Keyboard Cat, I'm gonna let you finish but yo, Ray Charles was the best keyboard cat of all time!"
On the miracle of human existence versus the relative excellence of '90s video gaming consoles: "Yo God. I know you're creating the world and I'mma let you finish, but Sega made one of the best Genesis of all time!"
On his own Leno appearance: "Yo Kanye, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Chris Brown had the best fake apology this year!"
Because there's power in numbers, they've been taking submissions from all over the Internet, so get moving before Kanye stumbles in and informs you that he's happy that you're savvy with Photoshop, but Adobe Illustrator is the best photo manipulating program of all time!