If you're the kind of guy who likes boozy, irresponsible vacations, you're certainly not responsible enough to plan one. Take planning out of the picture, with the Lake Geneva Play and Stay Winter Ski Weekend Package
Put together by veteran LG vacay-home proprietor, this 3-day/2-night, all-inclusive package puts you up in one of three fully loaded, five- or six-bedroom houses: two gussied up in Key West themery, the other a rockingly quaint ode to Elvis whose basement's replete w/ a bar and pinball-equipped gameroom. Guests are greeted with piping hot pizzas at 7pm Fri, then're free to jaunt a mere three blocks to LG's strip of apres-ski bars; be warned though, as early Sat a school bus'll whisk you to nearby Alpine Valley (lift passes & equipment rental included) for eight hours of skiing, after which the bus'll take you home for a nap, Matlock, or some combination thereof. Saturday night begins with a trip to the restaurant/bar/club Carvetti's for your prepaid multi-course feast and three-hour anything-goes open bar; you're then encouraged to hit the strip again, but are free to return to Carvetti's anytime that night for another hour of open bar -- a stiff reminder that home is where the free is
Sunday's sendoff includes breakfast at the Egg Harbor Cafe; don't forget to tip your waitress, because the entire trip costs only $299 per person -- perfect, because if you're not responsible enough to plan a vacation, you're probably not responsible enough for a well-paying job.