Mexico's Best Kept Secret is Out
Any secret worth keeping is a secret worth telling, which is why the average secret's lifespan is about that of a mayfly -- 30 minutes to a day, depending on the ratio of "Juiciness of Information" to "Consequences for Not Keeping Your Big Mouth Shut". Now taste a secret that's managed to stay unrevealed for over 145 years: Victoria.
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Victoria's journey into the heart of America will start in Chicago, then advance across the country city by city, until the identity of the premier Mexican lager is a secret that's wet every big, thirsty mouth in the country.