Mr. Chi City

They say the best way to get to know a man is to walk a mile in his moccasins -- so just imagine what you can learn from a man who wears patent-leather Jordans. Find out more than you bargained for, at MrChiCity.com

Chi's a vlog from "just a regular dude...who happens to own a Digital Camera...lol" -- and who also happens to possess uncanny insight into everything from the proliferation of user generated Internet content to the ability to blow a c*ckblocking kid's mind with the choice between PS3 and Xbox. Areas of expertise include

  • Home Entertaining: To get the ladies, Chi espouses a sleek, exotic kitchen space (Italian tile floor, Egyptian chrome garbage can), and a diverse beverage selection, e.g., "For the mature chick over 30 who still drinks juice, you hit her with the Mystic".
  • Fitness: Chi dives deep to develop a Unified Theory of Weight Gain: "When they're 18 and 19 their bodies are alright, they ain't got no cars so they walk everywhere. And they smell delicious".
  • Balancing Career and Leisure: "You can never hop on the Internet and just you know, do work. You gotta get at least two, three minutes of Internet p_rn in before you do your thing." Not surprisingly, Chi also has a 6-minute vid dedicated to half-exposed badonkadonk.

Caution: the vids are full of offensive language, and're almost certainly satire, so you could potentially walk a mile and still have no idea whose shoes you're really wearing.