Rub Her The Right Way

Make yourself more useful with this overnight package from Chicago's Kimpton Hotels that includes a complimentary bottle of bubbly and a private hour-long instructional session with a massage therapist, who will drop the muscle-battering knowledge you can implement later thanks to a take-home package of massage oils, aromatherapy candles, and bath salts -- best of all, if you don't use 'em, you can always give them out on Halloween and instantly become "the creepy neighbor".