The Eagles once said there ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes, but if that was true then why was Don Henley always wearing sunglasses? You're a goddamn deceitful a-hole, Don, and you know it! For even more elaborate truth hiding, try Selling The Lie
From a lawyer's wife with years of experience being lied to, STL gives forgetful guys an airtight alibi for their giftless presence, redirecting the blame to incompetent retailers to buy you extra time to produce the gift, because let's face it, even women like Katie Holmes topless. The charade goes like this: hit the website and settle on a "gift" (which currently covers handbags, jewelry, and clothing) you'd like to "purchase", and they'll send you a fake e-invoice, a second notification that your gift is on backorder, and a highly apologetic cancellation/refund notice once Christmas is long gone, though don't be surprised when it comes back on a moped and TOTALLY REDEEMS ITSELF! They've even got you covered should your giftee doubt your story and decide to snoop around the fictitious company's website, immediately loading a page announcing it down due to "unexpected traffic", hopefully leading her to forget about it and realize your Higher Love is truly the Finer Thing
They'll be updating for upcoming holidays whose flubbing can cause women to hate you, though follow up Christmas with not getting her flowers on Valentine's and you won't be getting the best of her love until Hell Freezes Over.