There's nothing worse than landing a dream gig, only to find you're unprepared -- like a litigator who can't connect with the jury, or an animal trainer who can't connect with lions. So before becoming the Assistant to the Most Interesting Man in the World, it's essential that you test your skills.
You've hopefully already received notice about this prestigious position: able right-hand to The Most Interesting Man in the World, passionate lover of Dos Equis, who's offering the most qualified applicant a life of high adventure, plus a TV commercial role, a year's supply of delicious beer, VIP event access, and so much more. To be sure you're up to the task, take the five online challenges The Most Interesting Man has prepared, including:
Arm Wrestle a Deceased Head of State: Showcase your strength by taking on Winston Churchill, Chairman Mao, or Joseph Stalin, who couldn't have erected an Iron Curtain without an Iron Grip.
Send a Message to a Friend via Homing Pigeon: To prove your deftness, select a courier ("The Captain", "Hawk", or "Steve"), a package (Amulet of Intestinal Fortitude, Sasquatch Fur Vest, Sack of Dry Nuts, etc.), and a friend, then push your bird on to greatness. Or fatigued disgrace.
Mimic the Sound of Music: Go head-to-head against the Mozart of short-order cooks as you recall and replay notes blown through Dos Equis bottles filled with varying amounts of beer; if you consider leaving any amount of Dos Equis unconsumed a blasphemy, remember this is digital beer, and would probably taste a lot like an LCD screen.
To take these challenges, go to StayThirstyMyFriends.com (where you can also apply for the Assistant position, which is prestigious). You'll thus prepare yourself for potential Most Interesting Man Assistant duties, and alleviate the aspect of your current post you were most unprepared for: boredom.
Enjoy Dos Equis® Responsibly