If you could only pull yourself away from the TV, you'd travel all across the land, meeting fascinating new people, seeing fascinating new sights, and getting indigestion from fascinating new foods. But since you love comfort and loathe stopovers in Dubuque, do yourself a favor and rediscover JetBlue Airways.
You're already familiar with JetBlue -- the first airline to give you free live TV and the unqualified right to free quality snacks -- but you may not know that each of their leather seats comes with manly amounts of legroom, giving you plenty of space to sprawl out without giving your neighbor the impression that your NCAA Tourney banter brought you closer than he imagined. Bolstering their entertainment options, JB also gives you access to in-flight movies, and is currently outfitting its entire fleet with XM Satellite Radio -- so you can catch up on everything from the Hair Band hour on the Boneyard channel to Canada 360 (on Canada 360). As you relax, JB'll take you exactly where you want to go, with tons of direct flights between its 50+ major destinations -- a boon unless you had your heart set on layover lunch at St. Louis International's Macho Tacos & Wraps.
To get all this at insanely reasonable prices, book thru March 27th for JetBlue specials out of O'Hare: Long Beach for $109, and New York and Boston (starting May 1st) for just $99. So no matter which coast of this great nation you prefer, you can get there in high style, before proceeding to turn your digestive system into an amusement park.