Shrewd entrepreneurs understand the key to surviving an economic downturn is loyalty...a quality best cultivated through elaborately staged product giveaways. Take advantage, at RedDot
The irreverent tee-&-hoodie specialists are handing over 30 pieces of gear ($2600+) from their pop-culture/outer space themed Fall line to one lucky gent via lottery drawing, making your chances of winning 1-in-people-who-love-spacegear. Items in the mix include referential designs like Chrome (fashioned after Battlestar Galactica Cylons), E.T. giving a glowing middle finger, and a giveaway-exclusive hoodie pimping a Storm Trooper chest plate; trompe-l'oeil tee graphics include shades hanging from neck, an old-school Walkman w/ headphones around neck, and a shoulder-holstered ray gun you'll clutch for in vain while getting swirlied by fratty brobots. Other highlights include two pair of 12oz unwashed denim jeans w/ rear-pocket shades graphic, and the Asymetric hoodie with diagonal zipper and "laser deflecting outer fabric", though "levels of deflectiveness vary"...from none to zero
Because you've never won a lottery, RG also wants you to submit a joke, with a handful of redeemable coinage going to the funniest -- but considering they also hawk an "Explore Uranus" tee, RG might be a lot shrewder at business than they are at comedy.