9. People think you're a nutjob
Honestly, there are more reasons than the aforementioned list to point to me being crazy, but I firmly believe in my words. When you're caught finessing yourself in the mirror or complaining about calories, you get called out for being a nut. People tell me I’m overthinking it or even going as far as to fake my anxieties, but it’s something that I feel.
Along those lines, people often think you're lying about my weight. When I reveal my true weight (somewhere between 175 - 185 pounds) the same stock question follows: “where are ya hidin’ it?!” I follow this with a stock pouty grimace.