3. An old tissue box can be a receptacle for used tissues if you have a cold...or uncontrollable bouts of crying
Brian's Song was on TV, and you saw a picture of your first dog, and you have really bad allergies this time of year, okay?! Anyway, to make this handy disposal device, just get a rubber band, an empty box of tissues, and...aw, forget it. You know, this is all her mother's fault, she never liked you! She never even gave you a chance!