Hey science. Hey. You're awesome.
Without you, we wouldn't have modern medicine, the moon landing, or badasses like Heisenberg (either one). You might not have been our best subject in school, but you were the only class that let us cut up a dead frog. Sorry, English, but dissecting a sonnet isn't nearly as fun.
Sometimes, though, instead of giving us knowledge, you just leave us with more questions. The kind of questions that we usually expect aloof stoners to ask, like "What does space sound like?" or "Is time, like, even real, man?" Your job is to make sense of the world. These experiments just prove that the world makes no sense.