1. The Phillie Phanatic - Philadelphia Phillies
Did you expect anyone else? It has absolutely nothing to do with the team, city, or baseball in general—and on top of that, this atrocity seems like a legitimate d*ck. There is literally no one who has ever taken the field...nay, even seen a baseball that isn't infuriated by the very sight of this beast. To top it all off, he's from Philadelphia. Philadelphia. The pits of hell could not spawn a monster more malevolently irking than the Phillie Phanatic. Don't look into its eyes, Mariam!
Punchability Rating: One Million A-Rods
Wil Fulton is a Staff Writer for Supercompressor. He's very appreciative of the Yankees getting rid of this guy. Follow him, if you wish, @WilFulton.
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