If money is no object and you want to party like an absolute boss this season, this rideable, three-wheeled cooler will make you the coolest dad or dad-wannabe on the block. Equipped with a 1,000-watt electric motor that propels this baby up to 12 mph, it’ll let you transport chilled beverages at near-lightning speed without lifting a GD finger. The insulated bin accommodates up to 24 12-ounce beverages and eight pounds of ice. Try carrying that much sauce with your bare hands. The handlebars are designed with an easy-to-use brake lever so you don’t have to crash into the apps table to stop, and the throttle let’s you start and accelerate with ease. Three pneumatic tires provide traction on gravel or pavement so you don’t slip, slide and spill your drink, which you can conveniently stash in the cup holder placed right between your knees. The 48-volt battery provides up to 10 hours of leisurely riding, and the whole shebang supports up to 320 pounds.