The Best Type of Bar for You According to Your Zodiac Sign
While you might catch a Gemini sipping on a glass of happy hour Pinot Noir at a wine bar or a Cancer attempting to perform the entirety of “Rapper’s Delight” at a karaoke bar, every sign has its ultimate, soulmate-level type of bar. Find out if yours falls in line with your weekly go-to, or if it’s the type of place you’ve never even considered before.
Aquarius: Beer Bar
There are two things Aquarius hates: boredom and folks who disagree with them. A beer bar will keep them satisfied with a long list of fun brews and plenty of people around who agree that beer is the superior beverage by far. The intellectual Aquarian likes getting deep into the details, and, boy, do beer geeks love their details. An Aquarian will happily spend the whole night talking hop varieties, original gravities and IBUs, while sipping their way through every style of beer imaginable.
Pisces: Swim-Up Bar
Unsurprisingly, these astral fish love water, and they’ll hop into a pool any chance they get—especially if there’s a bar in there. Being the dreamy loners that they are, Pisces can be found paddling up to the bar on the early side of afternoon, before the crowds start to swarm. They prefer having the place to themselves so they can sip, swim and float in peace.
Aries: Sports Bar
When sporty Aries aren’t playing in the office volleyball league or running Tough Mudders, they can be found at the local sports bar, watching the pros compete. Aries loves sports bars for the constant entertainment, friendly side bets and the fact that they don’t have to get dressed up—in fact, jerseys and warm-up pants are encouraged.
Taurus: Fancy Cocktail Bar
When it comes to Taurus, only the finest will do—and that goes double for booze. They love to be surrounded by beautiful things while drinking beautiful cocktails from beautiful glasses. They are uncompromising in their quest for perfection and prefer to be served by like-minded folk. Need some recommendations? Start with the World’s 50 Best Bars.
Gemini: Tiki Bar
Always up for a good time, Geminis crave bright colors, new experiences and creative outlets, making tiki bars, with their outlandish decor and unusual flavors, the perfect place for them. But don’t think you’re in for a mellow night of long conversation. Geminis are the ultimate social butterflies, and they’ll be making friends with everyone, asking the bartender where he got his Hawaiian shirt, Instagramming the flaming drink served one seat over and getting in on a Scorpion Bowl with people who were total strangers just minutes ago.
Cancer: Dive Bar
Cancers are fiercely loyal to both their friends and their local dive. They love the bar’s history and consider the bartenders and their fellow regulars to be like family. Cancers also appreciate the general vibe of a dive bar, where no one will pry into their private lives and their...eccentricities are not only accepted by celebrated.
Leo: Karaoke Bar
Finally, a place where Leos can literally be in the spotlight. Good luck getting a song in when you visit a karaoke bar with a Leo. They have a full playlist that they’ve already requested—and costume changes to go along with each song. Sit back with a pitcher of beer and watch the Leo be the best Leo they can be.
Virgo: Rooftop Bar
If Virgos had their way, they would be drinking on a beach or in the middle of the woods or by a lake, but if you must confine them to a structure, at least give them a good view. An open air, rooftop bar will give them the fresh air they crave and allow them to take in nature’s wonder, while you still get a good drink.
Libra: Wine Bar
Libras are gentle, kind and they love to share. They do hate making decisions, though, so be prepared to pick out a bottle of wine for the two of you to split. Libras want a place where they can sit down with a friend or two and really get into a deep discussion, while sipping on some high quality vino.
Scorpio: Honky-Tonk Bar
Brave Scorpios are usually the leaders of their group, but they’re happy to follow directions as long as they’re being told to dance. And don’t think you’re getting out of it. Stubborn and passionate, Scorpios will drag you onto the floor to boot scoot with the rest of them. So make sure you order a Boilermaker or two the second you walk in the door.
Sagittarius: Hotel Bar
The consummate traveler of the zodiac, a Sagittarius is always at home on the road. After exploring the mountains and jungles, they’re happy to settle in for a drink at a hotel bar, where they can experience a little local culture while chatting with fellow travelers—and getting advice from the bartender on where to hit next.
Capricorn: Irish Pub
Above all, Capricorns value tradition and there’s nothing more traditional than a classic Irish pub. Capricorns appreciate a well-crafted, solid wood bar and a perfectly poured pint of Guinness, and they’re always up for some fiddle playing and an Irish drinking song sing-along. You’d be smart to steer clear of them come trivia night, though. Capricorns can get a bit condescending, especially after a few Jamos.