So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.
I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.
Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you shall receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me, which is nice.
1. The Disappearing Rolls Royce Steering Wheel
2. How'd You Like To Make 14 Bucks...The Hard Way?
3. The Menace To The Golfing Industry
4. The Lean, Mean, And Not Too Far In Between
5. The Cinderella Story
6. The Pianist
7. The Victory Speech
8. The Impatient Judge
9. The Nail Biter
10. So What? So Let's Dance!