Nicolas Cage, the debatably-real, feasibly-immortal, impossibly-loud thespian, philanthropist, and American hero, has spent his entire career weirding us out. From his freakout in Moonstruck, to his freakout in Vampire's Kiss, Cage has made a name for himself as the guy whose unbridled passion outweighs his bizarre personal life. Kinda.
While it's no secret that most celebrities are out of their damned minds, Cage has reinvented the wheel with his diet of animals that have "dignified" sex, as well as a plethora of insane purchases. Because we can't get enough of this nut job, we've compiled every downright absurd purchase ol' Nick has made in his 10,000+ years on Earth.