Well, yeah, it'll still cost you millions of dollars—prices range from €3 million on up—but you can still check out everything available on the site...and get back to them when you really hit the big time. Protip: it really helps to be an international sports icon, or to have one as your best mate.
Brett Williams is an editorial assistant at Supercompressor. He knows some international athletes...but unfortunately, no icons.
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