Fireball Has Proof That Dragons Exist and We Believe Them
It is no secret that we at Supercalllove us some Fireball. We’ve sung the cinnamon whisky’s praises from the rooftops, experimented with it in recipes, rubbed it on our faces, and even whipped up our own homemade batch. But as much as we support the spirit, we can’t help but notice that there’s something fishy—or, rather, dragon-y—about the brand.
Fireball sure does talk a lot about dragons, and we started to wonder if what seemed like clever branding upon first glance wasn’t something more. We’ll just come out and say it: We think Fireball actually has a dragon on staff.
When we contacted our friends at Fireball for comment, we were met with instant hostility:
This only prompted us to launch an even more in-depth, full-fledged investigation. And through our research, we found ample evidence that Fireball not only knows dragons exist, but may have one captive (and possibly even trained it to run their Twitter). Here are 11 signs the Fireball dragon exists.