As the pint-sized Jedi master Yoda once (kind of) said: mystery leads to confusion, confusion leads to anger, and anger leads to a .33 caliber bullet inside of your MacBook Pro.
Technology can be as frustrating as a snapping turtle in your trousers. Through the majestic, rising art-form of random stock imagery, I've compiled a visual combustion of people pissed off at their computers for seemingly ambiguous reasons. Now shut your mouth-face and look at these pics before I drop kick my modem into oblivion.
There's a Stock Market-Themed Cocktail Bar in Hong Kong
If you tweet inside a forest and nobody sees it, is it even worth re-promoting on Instagram?
"Seriously, f*ck fantasy football, and f*ck Tony Romo."
Patrick Bateman settled down, filled out, moved to the suburbs, and frequently takes his psychopathic rage out on his family's Mac. It's cool, Pat. AppleCare, dude.
"All my precious widgets....gone. DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
Our new technology shames and frightens unfrozen cave-woman, so she must smash it with bone. It's the only world she knows.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you!!!"