He smokes, he drinks, he beds strange women. He gets little to no exercise and doesn’t eat particularly well. He’s tense and brooding and under all kinds of stress. He won’t listen to his doctor and is definitely at risk of a heart attack given his high blood pressure. Oh, and he smokes and drinks. A lot.
But enough about me. Don Draper, the Mad Men stud we’re about to say goodbye to, is quite the consumer. Watching him live in a blur of cigarettes, whiskey, and reckless sex got us thinking—just how long would he be able to stay alive? So we ran the numbers, based on the series’ very first episode—which pretty much gives a 24-hour overviews of his life. He’s going to be in pretty rough shape.