It goes without saying that the Ten Commandments could use a couple of vital edits. What if thy neighbor's wife is a total babe and I can't control my coveting? What if one happens to steal something in a totally hilarious way? These stone tablets, which purport to outline the most important rules in life, don't even touch upon modern issues like social media, the stance on prolonged Netflix binges, or driving.
Whatever higher power lurks above us knows that not everyone was born to be a good driver—let alone a driver who's competent enough to navigate through traffic. So—because Morgan Freeman was busy and Charlton Heston is dead—we put together the ten commandments of driving to help guide you (literally) down the right road.