22. The Paul Blart lookalike who refuses to get out of the Brookstone Massage Chair and will certainly stop into F.Y.E. later to pick up Entrapment on DVD.
In this guy’s defense, Entrapment is a really great movie and there’s no better way to pump yourself up the for Catherine Zeta-Jones than with a full-body vibration session.
23. That guy who wants to get in, get a custom hat at lids, eat a meatball sub at Subway and promptly leave.
“Brah, just make me a hat that says ‘Federal Boob Inspector’ and no one gets hurt.”
24. The toxic couple who don't mind airing their entire relationship problems in front of a bunch of strangers.
Oh, don’t worry about them—they’re going to make up tonight with a rotisserie chicken and sweet, sweet unprotected love-making.