And this is me 10 minutes later.
As you can see, not a lot changed in the ten minute period. My teeth looked just about the exact same and, my, I've become acutely aware of my pointy canines.
You heard it here first people, the WhiteLight doesn't work and only makes people self-conscious about their vampiric canines. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to CVS for some Sensodyne!
Jeremy Glass is Supercompressor's prized staff writer who argues with homeless people on the weekends.
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