Yep, You Can Actually Send Your Enemies A Bag Of D*cks Now

Published On 03/20/2015 Published On 03/20/2015
Dicks By Mail
Open Culture

Finally, a physical manifestation of what is arguably one of the most well-crafted and celebrated insults of all time

Coming straight from the mind of Louis C.K. and right into the mouths of your enemies (which admittedly does not happen enough), D*cks By Mailwhich is likely NSFW unless you work at an erotic cake shop, allows you to send a bag of gummy phalluses to your friends, enemies, and anyone else you'd wish to bequeath a sack of sticks to.

Dragon Sweets

And after all this time, the eternally confounding question presented by Mr. C.K. is answered: you don't suck the entire bag, you take each one out individually (or by the handful in this case), and snack on them individually. So, hopefully these particular wieners don't leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Annnnd I'm just going to stop myself right there. 



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