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3. "Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride."
6. "Travel is about the gorgeous feeling of teetering in the unknown."
10. "The way you make an omelet reveals your character."
13. "Luck is not a business model."
18. "I'm not afraid to look like an idiot."
22. "Don't touch my dick, don't touch my knife."