Don't Panic, But NASA Might Have Found A Giant Crab On Mars
Thank the stars above (and their inhabitants) for the sharp-eyed space sleuths at UFOSightingsDaily.com. Without them, NASA would be constantly pulling the wool over our eyes and keeping us from the truth: We. Are. Not. Alone. (Probably).
This recent image from the Mars Rover practically proves that there's life out there—in the form of giant cave-guarding Mars crabs.
So, what is this, really? An oddly shaped rock? An optical illusion? A covert ad campaign for Old Bay?
We'll let you decide for yourself. In the meantime, keep an eye out for more news about this discovery, and prepare for our inevitable war with the bugs.
Brett Williams is an editorial assistant at Supercompressor. He's honestly more concerned about the space goats of Pluto.
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