All you really need to know about this space babe comes from our most reliable space source, UFO Sightings Daily: "This looks real."
That she does—especially when she's blown up in a red square and zoomed in on. The biggest question of all, though (aside from, of course, does she have space crabs?) is whether or not she's single. We'll keep you updated.
Brett Williams is an editorial assistant at Supercompressor. He's sure his girlfriend won't mind if he has a crush on a Martian—off planet doesn't count.
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